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I Wish I Had a Date

Published on these records

(1986)

(1989)

Performance Statistics

Performed	First played	Last played
291 times	11 Jul 1986 @ Shibuya Public Hall - Shibuya (Tokyo-JP)	12 Dec 2023 @ The Crocodile - Seattle (WA-US)

Date Sort descending	Venue
Jul 27th 1997	Grog Shop - Cleveland (OH)
Aug 1st 1997	The Galaxy - Westhampton (NY)
Aug 6th 1997	Club Bene - Morgan (NJ)
Aug 7th 1997	The Ketch - Beach Haven (NJ)
Aug 29th 1997	Studebaker's - Burnaby (BC)
Sep 5th 1997	Pyramid Cabaret - Winnipeg (MB)
Sep 7th 1997	1st Avenue Cabaret - Fargo (ND)
Sep 22nd 1997	Fox Theater - Boulder (CO)
Oct 9th 1997	Inn of the Beginning - Cotati (CA)
Nov 21st 1997	Galaxy Theater - Santa Ana (CA)

Found on these live recordings

116 live recording(s)

	Date	Venue	Source
	May 3rd 1992	Barton Hall - Ithaca (NY)	Audience
	May 3rd 1992	Barton Hall - Ithaca (NY)	Audience
	Jul 8th 1992	Leysin Rock Festival - Leysin (CH)	Soundboard
	Jun 23rd 1993	Lollapalooza 1993 - Mountain View (CA)	Audience
	Jul 17th 1993	Lollapalooza 1993 - Providence (RI)	Audience
	Oct 5th 1993	Transbordeur - Lyon (FR)	Audience
	Oct 7th 1993	Montjoye - Besançon (FR)	Audience
	Oct 8th 1993	Espace Seichamps - Nancy (FR)	Audience
	Oct 9th 1993	Salle Marcel Bienfait - Saint Quentin (FR)	Audience
	Jan 7th 1994	Norwood Benefit Show - Los Angeles (CA)	Audience

Found in these videos

Tagged in 21 videos

Found in 9 full show videos

Lyrics

Well I wish I had a date
So I wear my suit and tie
Well I wish I had a date
With a pretty girl in mind
Well I'll take her out to dinner
And I'll treat her real good
I'll spend all my money on expensive food
Show her off to all the rest of my friends
I'm not good lookin' but at least she's a 10
I won't pay attention while my buddies scam
I'll be in love with a bitch in vain
You know I am but at least she'll pretend

Well I wish I had a date
And a body for brawls and fights
Well if I didn't have a chicken face
I could mack 'em down the chicks at night
Well we'll go out at night and she'll ignore me
Just a little but not a lot
And she'll go flirt with the tough guys
And they'll fool around with her twat
And for the moment that I have my back turned
She's making out in the parking lot

Well I wish I had a date
With a lot of trust and devotion
Well I wish I didn't have a chump
Who liked to spread her legs like the ocean
But if you know I had a date
And she wouldn't play on me
Cowwa-cowwa bunga
Yeah, man, real peachy

Well I wish I had a date
Well I wish I had a date
Well I wish I had a date
Well I wish I had a date