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I Wish I Had a Date

Published on these records

(1986)

(1989)

Performance Statistics

Performed	First played	Last played
321 times	11 Jul 1986 @ Shibuya Public Hall - Shibuya (Tokyo-JP)	09 May 2026 @ The Glass House - Pomona (CA-US)

Date Sort descending	Venue
Jun 11th 2001	Harper's Ferry - Allston (MA)
Oct 16th 2001	Cubby Bear - Chicago (IL)
Nov 11th 2001	Jack Rabbit's - San Marco (Jacksonville) (FL)
Apr 26th 2002	Boo Radley's - Guelph (ON)
Sep 21st 2002	Eugene Celebration - Eugene (OR)
Sep 24th 2002	Wild Buffalo - Bellingham (WA)
Oct 20th 2002	Lintfabriek - Kontich (BE)
Oct 28th 2002	Amalgame - Yverdon (CH)
Oct 29th 2002	Abart - Zurich (CH)
Nov 21st 2002	Pitz - Milton Keynes (GB)

Found on these live recordings

130 live recording(s)

	Date	Venue	Source
	Nov 4th 1986	Mississippi Nights - St Louis (MO)	Soundboard
	Nov 4th 1986	Mississippi Nights - St Louis (MO)	Professional capture
	Nov 4th 1986	Mississippi Nights - St Louis (MO)	Professional capture
	Nov 9th 1988	CC Ballroom - Albany (NY)	Audience
	Nov 11th 1988	Diamond Club - Toronto (ON)	FM/TV Broadcast
	Nov 16th 1988	Rialto - Raleigh (NC)	Audience
	Dec 10th 1988	Pine Street Theater - Portland (OR)	Audience
	May 15th 1989	Pinkpop - Landgraaf (NL)	FM/TV Broadcast
	May 15th 1989	Pinkpop - Landgraaf (NL)	FM/TV Broadcast
	Nov 29th 1991	Cameo Theatre - Miami Beach (FL)	Audience

Found in these videos

Tagged in 23 videos

Found in 11 full show videos

Lyrics

Well I wish I had a date
So I wear my suit and tie
Well I wish I had a date
With a pretty girl in mind
Well I'll take her out to dinner
And I'll treat her real good
I'll spend all my money on expensive food
Show her off to all the rest of my friends
I'm not good lookin' but at least she's a 10
I won't pay attention while my buddies scam
I'll be in love with a bitch in vain
You know I am but at least she'll pretend

Well I wish I had a date
And a body for brawls and fights
Well if I didn't have a chicken face
I could mack 'em down the chicks at night
Well we'll go out at night and she'll ignore me
Just a little but not a lot
And she'll go flirt with the tough guys
And they'll fool around with her twat
And for the moment that I have my back turned
She's making out in the parking lot

Well I wish I had a date
With a lot of trust and devotion
Well I wish I didn't have a chump
Who liked to spread her legs like the ocean
But if you know I had a date
And she wouldn't play on me
Cowwa-cowwa bunga
Yeah, man, real peachy

Well I wish I had a date
Well I wish I had a date
Well I wish I had a date
Well I wish I had a date